How to Find a Husband

This Pretty Girl Was Seeking A Rich Husband. The Reply She Got From A Banker Was Priceless!

By Longrich Business 09:44 This Pretty Girl Was Seeking A Rich Husband. The Reply She Got From A Banker Was Priceless!

This one goes out to all ladies looking for RICH men to settle down with. I have always maintained that women should give themselves some kind of value.

Beauty without brains is so, so dead. Beauty fades and after that, what next?

For crying out loud how can a woman sit and say stuffs like " he has to be RICH, he has to have XYZ cars, he has to bla bla bla"? The question is, what do you have as a person?

What is your own net worth? What can you do asides from going on shopping sprees, painting your nails, fixing lashes and hoping from one hotel to the other?

If you want money, go work for it! Yes, the man will provide for you as a man but don't make that a priority!

Now here's a typical story for you to read and digest. Read Story After Cut

GIRL WRITES ON A DATING SITE:

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.

Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.

If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.

And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,

J.P. Morgan CEO

Source: Jews News

So my beautiful ladies.... You could give yourself some value and stop hunting RICH men.

You can make that kind of money too..

Until next time.

Peace.

- Victor

What Do You Expect When He Strafes You On The First Day Of Meeting Him?

By Longrich Business 10:20 how to find a good guy, how to get a good man, how to spot a good man

So you guys met on BBM, Facebook, Badooo or whichever social network. He gets your number, calls you for 1 or 2 days and then invites you over to his place. You don't even think about it a second you rush over to his house.

What baffles me about most of you Women is that you don't even think!

With all the news flying around on TV, Newspapers and Social Network about how men perpetrate evil and in most cases slaughter women using these social networks as a tool to lure women to their den, una still no dey fear! Chai I bow! Women have mind sha!

Back to what I was saying, now you are at his home or hotel or wherever Mr. Horny has invited you to; he knows you are a loose girl for being there with him in the first instance.

We Men are very, very wise... We think in advance! So you guys are there, he asks you want to drink or eat ( for those that even care a bit) and as longer throat wey you be, you quickly name all the edibles available...

You probably took some alcohol and have started feeling tipsy; so he begins " do you know you are adorable", " those lips of yours are quite red", " I don't know but I had strong feelings for you immediately I saw your picture"...

By now, he is already close to you touching and caressing and as mugu, you sit still, nipples already standing, probably moaning self. Cuz the way wey girls take they enter gear today no be here....

The annoying thing is that he might probably not even talk too much and in a flash, you are pant down and he's on you pounding and hammering; and the truth is these kind of guys pound mercilessly lol.

They don't make love in a sensual way they just keep hammering the thing like they are " Trying to Form Poundo From Yam in a Mortar"... In 15 - 20 minutes or maybe even more for those " KILLER GUYS", those ones na like 1 hour or so... after he has ejaculated and makes that animalistic sound, he just turns around and lays down.

The show is over, he has had the Meat Pie... Now you are there either naked or trying to wear your clothes... The TV is on and you are watching all alone... Don Papa is relaxing... In the next 5 minutes again he's up... Touches you again and you open your legs shamelessly...

Don Papa pounds the hell out ( Round 2) lol. After he's sure that he has fully satisfied himself, he would be like " what's up with you?", let me know when you are ready to go.

He'd probably just give you transport fare if he's considerate and if you ask him for money he would ask if you were a prostitute; after all you didn't bargain anything before coming.

Okay, chapter closes and you leave. He still keeps calling and messaging you maybe because your bedmatics skills were impressive or he doesn't have any new catch yet. One month later, you are asking " what's up with us?", " where's this relationship taking us?". Nna eh most women never seize to amaze me; in this obodo Nigeria? Relation GINI? And you think any man in his sanest mind will take you seriously? Your name na sorry!

I am telling you from a Man's point of view. When stuffs like this happen; I mean you were an easy go, he will give your number to his friend to chop too. You expect him to be serious? How? Why? Not possible! He knows that chances are you have other guys who do exactly the same thing to you. Where's the dignity?

A chic was arguing with me and she said " A man could sleep with you the same day he meets you and marries you but he can also date you and sleeps with you after one year and still not marry you". I don't know where that came from; she might be right or totally wrong but I am telling you oh Babeeee take it easy and stop sharing this pie.

Tomorrow you say men are this, men are that, men are wicked and bla, bla, bla but shebi na you carry your thing give am on a platter of Gold. You gave into him so cheaply am sorry he won't have any regards for you.

This is just my 2 cents on this issue.

If you think otherwise, kindly drop a comment in the comment box below and let's yarn.

Until next time.

P.S: I know all ladies are not like that though; this is just for the guilty ones lol. This is the typical Naija case scenario though not like in the Western World..

Peace

- Victor

Women: When Over Demanding Makes You Look Hungry, Cheap and a Liability....

By Longrich Business 03:20 how to find a good guy, how to get a good man, how to spot a good man, what drives men away.

I hope you don't misunderstand this article though. I am not saying it's wrong to ask but I am saying every woman should accord herself some self respect.

I will try as much as I can not to be bias, but to see this from different perspective.

In recent times, I have discovered that most women y'all meet and man and be acting like you just got a personal ATM machine that vomits money and stuffs at your command.

I mean you meet a guy today, he's trying to get to know you and stuffs and in the next 15 minutes you be talking about stuffs you need to buy, things you need to change, phone, pay your school fees, DSTV got expired, your car is at the mechanic, you want to go shopping and bla bla bla.

Or the typical one; for the very hungry girls is " Send Me Recharge Card". Do we fu****g look like MTN or GLO? Giving out all those stuffs is not a big deal if we have got it; but in the real sense it's kinda irksome to most men even if they do not tell you, they will stop respecting you. We despite " BEGI, BEGI" Girls.

Typical Example:

Last month I was attending mid-day mass in Festac Town, I had bumped 2 people I had not seen in a long time.

One was my very good childhood friend (Guy) whom I knew to a large extent and the other was a friend to my kid Sister (Girl), whom I really did not know that much.

We hung out outside the Church for a while introducing, gisting et al. My male friend who works with one of the Telecommunications industry obviously liked the girl and there and then they exchanged numbers.

The girl later left us for her home. My friend and I retired to his home to go have some drinks; he was on leave and I was on vacation off my system, so we had ample time to gist and stuffs.

He had started telling me he liked the girl and would love to go into something deeper with her if she was worth it. I simply told him to give it a shot; but I didn't vouch for her since I didn't know her that much.

It wasn't up to 15 minutes later, the girl had started flashing him; he returned the call " Hey what's up babe, it's nice meeting you today, what are you up to" and she answered " I am hungry, can I come over?" He paused a while and said OK.

We thought she was kidding and I tell you before 2 minutes the girl don show for my guy house. I mean WTF! What if she hadn't met him that afternoon?

Immediately she got into the house, she no even send me... She headed straight to his room, laid on the bed and continued " I am hungry I need to eat something now", Chao no dey but there was plenty drinks in the fridge, he gave her a bottle of soft first to step down and asked her what she wanted.

She started by requesting for Pizza but that was not just it, after the pizza she still wanted to do Sharwama plus Habib Icecream. She knew all the spot where the best Pizza and Sharwama can be obtained.

I saw the look on my guy's face... It's not like the money was not there... But she had condescended so, so low. Sounding so, so, hungry! He had rated her very high; she is tall standing at 6ft or so and she was beautiful to an extent.

Well, to cut the long story short.... He got the stuffs for her and thereafter it became a daily routine. Buy me this, buy me that, I want this, I want that, let's go here, let's go there and to make it worse, she was an empty barrel with no intellect.

So my friend told her a week after, I will like us to get more serious and she retorted " Can You Take Care Of Me?". When he told me, I laughed because by taking care of her she meant buying pizza N3,500, sharwama N1,000, Habib Yoghurt N500 ... oh how expensive a girl lol.

My friend still talks about how he likes her but gets pissed off at her insatiable appetite. In his word " If another man gives her all these stuffs she's asking for whenever, am sure he's going to eat out of that punny of hers". She got no self respect.

Another Case:

I had this friend in Abuja, well to do and loved to party hard. His choice of girls has never been anything short of expectation; charming, alluring, endowed and all.

He had spotted two very pretty girls at the a party who had obviously packaged their self with "bouncing everything".

He started discussing with them while I stood by and watched as I no get liver lol. It didn't take long and they had jumped into the car. I mean why shouldn't they jump into that machine ( Name Withheld) lol.

We stopped over to chill at a bar and mehnnn, those girls dey chop, I just wonder how their poo will smell lol. He had given them everything they demanded for; money no be problem!

But with the way they were eating and behaving like " Ajekun", "USA", " Long Throat", he sent me a text and said " Nna eh these chics are embarrassing me here".

As if all they had consumed was not enough, they wanted " SUYA", my guy said no problem " Dem Go Chop Suya Dem Go Taya", so he order 7k worth of Suya and told the Aboki to put plenty pepper just for the two of them.

I no kukuma follow them chop I just dey observe. Come see drama, the pepper was too much but because of their long throat they couldn't imagine how they won't eat the whole Suya oh, na so them fold the thing put am for inside bag sha...

Dear Women,

You all know what I am saying is the truth ba?

All that kind of attitude dey fall hand. I know classy ladies can't do shit like that sha. lol. But some no just get self respect and control. I mean how can a man take you out and after eating everything you still go home with almost a TRUCK LOAD take away pack like it's going to be your food supply for the whole year.

Come on now.. Come on... give yourself some rep!

When a man starts seeing you as long throat and over demanding, if he has the things you ask for he will give you and take something immediately.

I know it's no longer news that some of you women give punny for gifts and money sha but then will he marry you thereafter? That, I don't know!

See, if a guy is taking you out on a date there's nothing wrong in going with your own cash. Don't eat more that what you can pay for! Eat like a big girl and show yourself some respect.

If you want something from him, there's a way of getting it. But not when a guy meets you today and tomorrow you are demanding for money to fix your car, pay your school fees or whatever.

Is he your Father? Who was paying the fees before he met you?

A woman should also be independent. Men love independent women, no man wants a woman who is unproductive these days; especially the average or a bit average men, they don't need all that!

The rich big guys can afford to be spending on you and all but you all know in most cases is just for straffing things. At the end if he has to settle down, he knows the kind of girl he would settle with.

Even men who have cash complain about stuffs like that; if you think I am lying you could spend sometime in a bar or beer parlor, listen to them talk about women they have had and hear how they talk about you without respect.

The truth is when they say all these things that women can be bought over with money and stuffs, if there's a girl who doesn't give a damn about what they have to give in terms of cash, who is not demanding et al, they talk about her with respect.

A great guy knows he has to take care of stuffs even without you asking; but he knows when to start giving you stuff if he wants you for the long term. These days, Men put women through such test but most women fail... The next they gonna be saying is " He's Stingy" and bla bla bla!

He's stingy is it not his money? Na you work money put for him pocket ni? Am not saying guys should be stingy though...

If I continue this matter, I no go end till tomorrow. I got to go now and focus on other stuffs, I don try for una for here.

If this article is making sense, drop a comment below and let's yarn more about the matter.

Ngwanu!

Later things

Peace

- Victor